MLS Franchises' Worst Nightmare:

Adam Cristman and Arsene Oka. That's right. The deadly duo combined for 3 goals and 2 assits in only 112 minutes to lead the Revs to a 4-0 win over the New Orleans Shell Shockers. Everyone had to know it was coming. Leandro de Oliveira had to be a fluke. There's no way Steve Nicol could have two bad drafts in a row, and as much as these games aren't regular season matches, 5 goals in 4 games (not necessarily complete games) has to warrant some merit. I'm excited about Cristman, and I think he has to be the early favorite for Rookie of the Year, with Maurice Edu being the obvious other candidate. And in regards to Oka, the Cote d'Ivoire is awesomeness. Keep it coming kiddo . . .